Frequently Asked Questions

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Nope! But it’s made by queer folks, with love and inclusivity packed into every order. Allies welcome, but bigots can sit this one out.

Kratom is a leafy plant from Southeast Asia with alkaloids that can help with energy, focus, mood, or relaxation, depending on the strain and your dose. Think of it like herbal mood armor.

Kava is a root from the Pacific Islands that helps you relax without getting sloppy. It’s been used for centuries to chill out, connect, and vibe peacefully. Think of it as a plant-based way to take the edge off,  minus the hangover, plus a little mouth-tingle

Not in the psychedelic sense. It’s more of a vibe - like coffee’s cooler, calmer cousin or a warm herbal hug. It can give you energy or help you unwind, depending on the strain.

Again, not in a psychedelic way - no tripping, no seeing your ancestors (unless you already do that, in which case, werk). Kava gives you a calm, grounded buzz: relaxed muscles, eased anxiety, and a cozy, floaty vibe that won’t hijack your brain. Think mellow, not messy. 

We usually ship within 1–2 business days, Monday through Friday (unless Mercury’s in retrograde or we’re out being gay in the sun, then maybe 3). You’ll get a tracking number once it’s out the door.

Due to the nature of our products, we can’t accept returns once a package is opened. If we messed something up, we’ll make it right, just shoot us an email.

If you’re in the U.S. and over 21, you’re probably good to go... sip away, cutie!

That’s a complicated little dance, and it depends on your state/city/county (see below). We follow the rules and won’t ship where it’s banned, even if you beg us with memes.