Meet the strains, darling

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Core Vibe: Deep exhale energy. Red Veins are your go-to when the world’s too loud and your body says nope. Think: cozy blanket, lo-fi beats, and maybe a tearful rewatch of your favorite comfort show.

What Makes It Tick:
Red strains lean into their chill, thanks to an alkaloid profile that favors relaxation, pain relief, and that delicious body melt. They have a closer Mitragynine-to-7-Hydroxy ratio than other veins, meaning the pep is dialed down and the ahhhis turned up. Bonus? They’re often rich in Corynoxine A & B—aka the ingredients for mental stillness and maybe even emotional regulation (wild, I know). Some are fermented for even deeper calm, like aged wine but make it herbal.

Take it when: you need to rest, reset, or stop spiraling.

Core Vibe: The queer coffee replacement that doesn’t give you the existential dread. White Veins are the hype crew of kratom—bright, bold, and ready to slay the day (or at least answer some emails).

What Makes It Tick:
Packed with Mitragynine and not a lot of the sleepy stuff (7-Hydroxy), White Veins are the energetic extroverts of the bunch. They’ve also got extra Speciogynine and Paynantheine to help keep things clear and productive instead of jittery and chaotic.

Take it when: you're channeling boss energy, giving main character, or just need to get sh*t done.

Core Vibe: Balanced, bright, and hot in any setting. Green Veins are the ultimate switch—equal parts soothing and sparkling. Whether you're people-ing or processing, this one meets you right where you're at.

What Makes It Tick:
Greens live in the overlap of stimulation and chill. The Mitragynine is high enough to get you moving, but there's enough 7-Hydroxy and minor alkaloids like Corynoxine and Speciociliatine to keep it grounded. The result? A vibe that adapts to your needs without overpowering your moment.

Take it when: you want to stay grounded and fabulous, but also remember where your keys are.

Core Vibe: A custom cocktail of vibes. Blends are where kratom becomes art—part science, part self-expression.

What Makes It Tick:
Each blend combines the alkaloid profiles of different veins or strains to create something unique and synergistic. You’re not locked into one lane—you get the stimulation, the chill, and everything in between. Just like your favorite playlist, a good blend hits all the right notes.

Take it when: you want the best of all worlds and none of the binary.

• Yellow Kratom – Not from a yellow tree—these sunny babes are made through unique drying and fermentation processes. The result? A smooth, balanced mood that lives somewhere between a gentle Green and a not-so-hyper White. Perfect for midday magic, mellow motivation, and soft queer joy. Often called “mellow yellows” for a reason.
• Black Kratom – Goth kratom. Made by roasting or extra-fermenting, which mutes the energizing alkaloids and turns down the volume. Great if you want something low-key and broody, like sipping coffee in a thunderstorm.
• Purple Kratom – Not a natural strain, just a vibe. Usually a blend, dressed up in marketing drag. What’s inside? That depends on who’s making it, darling.
• Gold Kratom – A long-fermented Yellow’s final evolution. Golds are warm, mellow, and often feel more luxurious or deeply grounding. Think: spa day energy without leaving your couch.